Somewhere between San Juan Hill and the A.T&.S.F.

Teddy Roosevelt was a seriously strange dude; big time plunderer of big game. I mean the guy had rhino heads on his wall. He was also the author and driving force behind most of the environmental protection laws today, including the endangered species ones. Go figure. I guess we just have to keep waiting for the oil companies to revive the railroads.

"Anybody coulda' crashed the Valdez. Did you see the size o' that thing?" ...Videoranch hands sitting around the campfire doing origami.